Food Gifts

Get ready to tantalize your taste buds! It’s time to indulge in some decadent and delicious food gifts that’ll make your mouth water and your waistline expand.

From chocolate-covered everything to hot sauces that’ll have you reaching for the milk, if you can eat it, you can give it. And we’re not talking about your basic fruit basket here. This list is full of food gifts that are so good, they should be illegal.

Whether you need to butter up your boss with a fancy mail order food basket (because who doesn’t love a good pear?), or you want to surprise your friend with a seasonal ice cream subscription (because why limit ice cream to just one season?), we’ve got you covered and smothered.

This list has everything from sweet to savory, salty to sour, and even umami (whatever that is).

So get cooking and drop some cheddar on these tasty gifts. Trust us, the food lover in your life will be licking their fingers and begging for more. And if they complain about the extra pounds they’ll inevitably gain, just tell them it’s all in the name of deliciousness.

Food GIFTS

Mega Dick Cookie Cutter
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.00
Fuck This Shit Pencils
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.00
Butt Plug Sink Plug
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.00
Calm Down Sensory Bottles
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.00
The Wank Sock
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.00
Oreo Chocolate Popcorn
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.00
Pick ‘N Peel Stones
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.00
Bookstore Scented Candle
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.00
Freeze Dried Skittles
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.00
Rick Toothpaste Dispenser
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.00
Alien Abduction Fine Art
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.00
40 Reasons We Love You
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.00
Ongo Gablogian Oil Painting
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.00
Gift Not Included Batteries
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.00
Rattlesnake Eggs Prank
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.29
Kelly’s Death Pickles
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.50
Recycled Newspaper Pencils
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.50
Rabbit Ear Shaped Succulents
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.60
Dirt Soda Pop
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.69
Burnout Gender Reveal Kit
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.95
F*cking Positive Pencils
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.95
Fortune Golf Tees
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.99
Mini Frog & Mouse Reading
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.99
Bigfoot Mating Call DVD
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.99
Anal Bleaching Kit Prank Box
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.99
Personalized Cum Rags
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.99
Quarantine Bingo
Rated 0 out of 5
$8.99
Uranium Glass Balls
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.00
Mini Brand Earrings
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.00
The Shire Candle
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.00
LEGO Figure Soap Bar
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.00
Dachshund Dog Farts Candle
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.00
Gold Doge Coin
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.27
Mexican Talavera Tile Decal
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.49
Creepy Hands Wall Candles
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.50
Reaching Horror Hands
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.85
F*ck Off Socks
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.89
Bat Flower Seeds
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.95
Dadvil
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.99
Butt Hole Stretcher 9000
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.99
Rugrats Reptar Mask
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.99
A Billion Zimbabwe Dollars
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.99
Fairy Light Up Jar
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.99
The Digital Sundial
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.99
Mortal Kombat Face Masks
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.99
Tear Off Fucks To Give Card
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.99
Chocolate Brussels Sprouts
Rated 0 out of 5
$9.99
Wall Mounted Cat Stairs
Rated 0 out of 5
$72.00
FluoroSphere Lava Lamp
Rated 0 out of 5
$75.00
Sword In The Stone Puzzle Box
Rated 0 out of 5
$75.00
Weasel Slap Bracelet
Rated 0 out of 5
$75.00
Hand Forged Target Spikes
Rated 0 out of 5
$75.00
Personalized Folded Book Art
Rated 0 out of 5
$75.00
Crochet Booty Pillow
Rated 0 out of 5
$75.00
Personalized Bobbleheads
Rated 0 out of 5
$79.90
Doom Slayer Wearable Armor
Rated 0 out of 5
$79.99
Goth Crocs
Rated 0 out of 5
$80.00
Claw Gloves
Rated 0 out of 5
$80.00
Golden Girls LEGO Set
Rated 0 out of 5
$80.00
Friends Central Perk Backdrop
Rated 0 out of 5
$80.00
Rainbow Light Projecting Lamp
Rated 0 out of 5
$82.00
90s Mystery Box
Rated 0 out of 5
$85.00
Enchanted Wooden Rings
Rated 0 out of 5
$85.00
TV Head Prop
Rated 0 out of 5
$85.00
Miniature Aquarium Ring
Rated 0 out of 5
$85.00
Fish Aquarium Ring
Rated 0 out of 5
$85.00
Octopus Baby Costume
Rated 0 out of 5
$88.60
Pokemon Terrariums
Rated 0 out of 5
$89.00
Post Apocalyptic Gas Mask
Rated 0 out of 5
$89.00
Handmade Serbian Chef Cleaver
Rated 0 out of 5
$89.95
Straight Razor Shaving Kit
Rated 0 out of 5
$89.99
Real Wood Super Nintendo Kit
Rated 0 out of 5
$89.99
Lighter Cufflinks
Rated 0 out of 5
$89.99
Fingercrab Sculpture
Rated 0 out of 5
$89.99
Personalized Pet Paintings
Rated 0 out of 5
$90.00
Trippy Mushroom Night Light
Rated 0 out of 5
$90.00
Spine Spikes Kit
Rated 0 out of 5
$90.00
Cocoon Sleep Sack Bag
Rated 0 out of 5
$90.00
Life Size Deadpool Head
Rated 0 out of 5
$91.00
Sherpa Moccasin Pet Bed
Rated 0 out of 5
$92.00
Glowing Opal Ring
Rated 0 out of 5
$95.00
Long Flower Kaleidoscope
Rated 0 out of 5
$96.00
Viking Puzzle Box
Rated 0 out of 5
$96.00
The Busy Board
Rated 0 out of 5
$98.00